"Tater tots!"
— While poking my genitals
"I want a throne… I think about that a lot"
"Now my oatmeal’s manageable… *sings* Managing my oaaatmeal"
— While dealing with a big bowl of oatmeal overflowing with milk (via unbrokencircle)
"I wanna listen to some, like, forest metal…"
"See, I knew roses were food!"
"I just want to put butter on something!"
— While looking for something to make in the kitchen, in an exasperated voice
"Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex…"
— While scraping the remains of some food we ate earlier out of a bowl
"It’s like Froot Loops-flavored water! Wait… that means that Froot Loops is lime flavored cereal…"
— After taking a sip of lime Perrier
"Oh no… my foot’s turning into something!"
— I responded, “What? An animal?” and she gave a primal screech :D
Lesson 3 in Cute Linguistics
Words can be pluralized inappropriately for great cute effect
This is something I did even before I met her, but my recent favorite example comes from these breaded chicken patties we’ve been eating a lot lately. She started calling them chickens (as in the sentence “Can you make me some chickens?”) and for some reason it just hits all my cute buttons.
